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Coffee is an extremely strong weapon used to destroy any living organism smaller than a pair of scissors. It is currently being worked on by cocoa companies, and is being mass developed, making it the most influential heat weapon, so influential IT COMES IN PACKAGES!!!!!

Also, it comes in Nestle packages!

StatisticsEdit

Every year, coffee kills hundreds of beetles, thousands of ants, melts cold cheese, destroys clothing, and poisons people allergic to cocoa.

However it has not killed any humans, only caused minor burns and pissing.

But soon it shall be strong....strong i say!

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