• April 8 2019: New bacterium is discovered by Daiki Endo in Japan. Further research suggests it is a more virulent strain of bird flu and it can spread to other animals, including humans.

• April 10 2019: Two Japanese farmers contract the disease, and go into violent spasms. Testing reveals extraordinary drug resistance in the bacteria which is yet to be named.

Barack Obama resigns after nearly three terms. He is replaced by Joe Biden.

• April 15 2019: Several Farms in Japan are now thought to harvest the disease. The new bacteria is being called "Tiger flu" by the press and it sticks. New symptoms are now developing in the infected which includes vomiting, sweating rapidly and having uncontrollable fits of rage. The World health organisation (WHO) is warning of an epidemic if Japan does not take action soon. Scientists working under extreme pressure from the government cannot find an effective cure yet.

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Dxpenguinman the penguinman was born in alaska, canada, antarctica or the arctic but no one really knows. All we know is that he was born in a cold country and survived the Penguin Override. Also, he's e-vile.